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Hell’s Kitchen

Posted in Jokes on August 6, 2008 by Brody

A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge guy behind the counter bellows, “One burger!”, whereupon the chef grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and then tosses it on the grill. 
“That’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen,” the old lady says.
“Yeah?” says the counterman. “You should be here in the morning when he makes the doughnuts.”

Best Joke Contest

Posted in Jokes on July 22, 2008 by Andy

In an effort to drive more traffic to this blog I am going to have a best Joke telling contest.

All you will need to do is post a comment to this post, I am the first one to see it and if it is worthy I will post it on the blog.

The best joke will be decided on a panel of 3 people including; me, myself and I.  The winner will receive a prize.  And listen I don’t know what or where I am going to get it so please don’t ask.

Just tell me your best Joke….copy writing laws are null and void!

Snoop Dogg

Posted in Jokes on July 21, 2008 by Brody

How does Snoop Dogg keep his teeth white?

BLEEEEEE-YATCH!

Man with No Ears

Posted in Jokes on July 18, 2008 by Brody
A man was in a bad accident and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the loss of both ears, which made him very self-conscious. However, he received a large sum of money from his insurance company.It was always his dream to own his own business, so he went out and purchased a small, but expanding computer firm. But he realized that he had no business knowledge at all, so he decided that he would have to hire someone to run the business. He picked out three top candidates, and interviewed each of them. The last question of the interview was always the same.

“Do you notice anything unusual about me?” he asked the first candidate.

“Yes. You have no ears.”

He quickly eliminated the first candidate.

“Do you notice anything unusual about me?” he asked the second candidate.

“Yes. You have no ears.”

He quickly eliminated the second candidate.

“Do you notice anything unusual about me?” he asked the third candidate.

“Yes. You’re wearing contacts.”

Thinking he had found the man for the job he said, “That’s correct. How did you know?”

“You can’t wear glasses if you don’t have any freakin’ ears.”

Hell’s Kitchen

Posted in Jokes on July 9, 2008 by Brody

A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge guy behind the counter bellows, “One burger!”, whereupon the chef grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and then tosses it on the grill.

 “That’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen,” the old lady says.

“Yeah?” says the counterman. “You should be here in the morning when he makes the doughnuts.”

Father and Son

Posted in Jokes on July 8, 2008 by Brody

Dad: Son, what is the difference between a penis and a loaf of bread?

Son: I don’t know.

Dad: Then remind me never to send you to the store for a loaf of bread.

“Top 10 reasons Food is Better than Sex

Posted in Jokes on June 25, 2008 by Andy

10. Buying food isn’t against the law.

9. Having lunch with a co-worker won’t cause a scandal.

8. If the food was lousy you don’t have to lie to the chef.

7. You can have different dishes every day.

6. The food won’t complain if you’re not hungry.

5. You can eat every day of the month.

4. Eating alone is just as fulfilling as eating with a friend.

3. Normal folks can live without sex for long periods.

2. The only protection you need is a napkin.

1. You don’t get blisters from cooking your own food too often.”

http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/92q2/foodsex.html